I'm 5'8" tall and 147 lbs., with green eyes, dark red extremely LONG (to my thighs) hair in a central part, and a long oval face with a large nose and prominent chin. Yes--I actually LOOK like the witch I claim to be. With my alto speaking voice and soprano singing voice (why is that, anyway?) combined with a fidgety nature, confident walk, and animated style-- a first impression of me invites confusion. Otherwise, to the initiated, I'm typically considered to be generous, fun, intelligent, judgmental, passionate, curious, self-absorbed, fanciful yet plugged into reality to a frightening degree, and prone to compulsive truth-telling. I'm a Type 4 on the Enneagram, with a strong 5 Wing and strong Line to Type 1.

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OUR CAST OF CHARACTERS:

FAMILY

Lucretia = Moi, the twisted and frenzied author of this blog!
Gerick/Magerick = Husband, moody type 6 artistic social anomaly attractor
Mumsie = My mother, infuriating Type 9 seemingly sweet deluded stubborn hoarder
Erica = My sister, large mentally disabled law show obsessed social phobic
Dora = My aunt, sister of Mumsie, obnoxious vocal type 8 retired hoarder/miser
Lisa = My cousin, daughter of Dora, confusing professional type 1 solitary
Cullen = Lisa's hubby, type 6 gun/game obsessed (alcoholic?) wannabe scientist
Jerry = Father-in-law, type 1 alcoholic sickly ol' buddy preacher & redneck
Marg = Mother-in-law, type 2 domestic nervous chattering obsessive self-doubter
Ruth = My paternal aunt, type 7 humorous bangle-wearing hyperactive sweet crone
Bruce = Ruth's son, type 5 techno-obsessed environmental swap-meeting gentle man

FRIENDS

Catphile/Meow = Best Friend #2, the type 4 artist & amateur herpetologist
Robin = Best Friend #1, the type 6 anxious mother of 3 lovely teen daughters
Amber = Former Circle (FC), ultra sensitive type 4 antique clothes dealer
Bananaman/Val = hyper-spaz type 5/7 hippie-geek physics whiz son of satanists
T'Our = Rowan's BF, really tall sweet-tempered Type 2/4 fantasy art pro
Ben = Ohio Friend, type 9 quirky humored fatalistic philosophizing pal
Phil = RPG Writer, type 4/2? creative dancer, barefooter, & lover of ladies
Mira = Bright, snappy, type 4 nature lover, ex-con, stained glass art hippie-chick
Preston = Ohio Friend, type 1/7 super intense super nice super active guy
Deirdre = Preston's wife, my walking buddy and neato mom of 3 tiny girls
Nahili = Shawnee Medicine Woman, my wise psychic eerily frank type 1/4 teacher
Brownfox = Ohio Friend, type 5/4 eccentric artist, my hiking/conversation pal
Elizabeth = Close Friend, type 1/7 merry nurturing hobbit-like sensible blonde

PREVIOUSLY KNOWN (fell or thrust away, but released from my heart freely)

Kate = FC, obese type 6 jazz fan antiquer who blindly followed Wacita
Daryl = FC, 'aw shucks' boyish type 6 lover, friend, & puppet of Heather
Mave/Margerite = going blind anorexic type 4 hippie-gypsy of royal blood
Jia/Gia = Former roomy & boss of Gerick, generous spiritual Type-6 workhorse
Rowan = FC, darkly cute & plump yet abrasive Type 4/5 film buff w/ arthritis
Leo = Rowan's ex-husband, moody & secretive perverted type 5 rubber-band guy
Yeti = Ohio Roomy, type 8/7 brash confronter, bullshitter, daredevil & guitarist
Karen/Ember = FC, tall fake-redhead type 2 dancer, Buffy/Charmed fan, scrapbooker
Denver = Mona's favorite brother & next door neighber, type 2 motorcycle rider
Brian = Mona's youngest son, type 7 army all-around partier, swinger, and buddy
Chrissy = Brian's wife, type 7 bouncy blonde cute army chick partier & swinger
Jimmer = Mona's eldest son, type 9/8 lifelong jock/coach who owned a liquerstor
Damia = Jimmer wife, type 3 athletic tan blonde hyper swinger who likes pain

ENEMIES (or former friends who fooled themselves or were fooled by betrayers)

Wacita = FC, catty and sly type 2 liar/gossiper. (Was friend for 12 years.)
Kelli = FC, know-it-all type 2/1 wing nurse and blind follower of Heather
Heather = FC, obese and self-blind type 6 barbie-wannabe professional victim
Amy W = psychopathic type 3 outdoorsy survivalist-obsessed seduction artist
Bill S = psychopathic type 3 body-building minor-corrupting prick-led criminal
Mona = Jerry's new wife, type 1 muttering bitch gambler w/ dried applehead face

HOUSES

Dragonfly Ridge = 4000 sq ft deluxe daylight ranch w/pool in Portland & longtime Circle hub, 2000-2003
Stinger Hill = Mona's 140-yr old brick house, complete w/ ghost of drowned brother, 2003-2005
The Box = Ohio rental of moi & Gerick, post WWI 90 year old saltbox style, 2005-2006
Steps Cottage = Friend Ben's manufactured house on a series of slopes and planes
Blackbird Pond = Name of panel style cabin and pond at bottom of our backyard, 2006 & 2007
Vanilla Flats = Modern apartment complex that allows dogs, w/ balcony, fireplace, 2008 & 2009

LOCATIONS

Forsaken (aka Logan) = Small town in S.E. Ohio, where suburbia ends & the hillbillies begin.
Forgotten Hollow = Tiny village right by Forsaken, where cows roam the streets.
Haunting Hills (Hocking Hills) = Southeastern Ohio hilly forestlands, growing in popularity with tourists, famous also for strange happenings.
Whisper-Rush Hollow = Forested location near Old Man's Cave where Blackbird Pond resides.
Portal Land = Portland, Oregon (Well known mecca of liberals and weirdos, Viva Les Freaks!)

WORKPLACES & CO-WORKERS

Ember = Close friend- 9 years, a type 2 nurturing Wiccan priestess ballroom dancer
Uriel = Factory I worked at July 2004-July 2007 as on-site temp rep/asst personnel mgr
MP = The temp agency I work for as a representative daily & twice weekly as floater
IF = New name of where I work, formerly known as MP due to lawsuit
Ackbar = MP's/IF's primary rival locally who seem intent on stealing MP clients
Wanda = My boss, the district manager of MP/IF, type 3/2wing go-get'em gal
Liza = Uriel co-worker, labor manager of Uriel, type 6 earthy pagan dyke
Rodney = Liza and my boss at Uriel, the "bean-counting" CFO, a type 1 oddball
Abe = Supervisor at Uriel, electrical dept. Type One white-haired Mister Rogers guy
Tina = Head of Lancaster MP/IF office- type 7 shopoholic and lover of phone chat
Brandi = Front desk at MP/IF, Type 1 slim, petite young 20s mom with tude who was fired
Tara = Athens office IF with Mira, friendly, good-humoried type 9 who started in '06

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